Ahhh…..28 years of exciting marriage for Preston and I. Definitely not boring, not normal (what is “normal”?), not always blissful. But definitely exciting most of the time.
What better way to celebrate the beginning of our 29th year of marriage than to continue the tradition that we started on our 25th – horse camping in this secret little place called Euer Valley just north of Truckee. Extreme quiet. None of the trappings of civilization – no lights, no electricity, barely any running water and certainly no cell phone or email coverage. Just what we were looking forward to after the hectic craziness of the past few weeks.
It was a true Smith-style vacation; Preston, me, 2 horses (Baxter and Smarty), 2 dogs (Bracken and Abby) and 1 cat (Louise). We set up camp in our usual spot in South Meadow Friday evening then went for a quick ride before relaxing around the fire.
Saturday morning we went out for a ride – just a leisurely one because Smarty is still recovering from the injury she had in March. We were cantering slowly along the valley floor when Smarty stumbled to her knees and I catapulted off and landed hard head first on the road. Now, you gotta know, falling off is nothing new to me. You can’t ride horses and not separate company once in awhile. Usually, it’s a jump up, dust off, quick assessment of the body – nope, no broken bones, just some dust and bruises. Hop back on and back to the business of riding.
But, ouch, this one wasn’t a bounce-back kind of fall. First thing I noticed was that I couldn’t breathe – got the wind knocked out of me – but after a few gasps the air gets back in. I still wasn’t inclined to get up after I could breathe again. The meadow was spinning around my head and I had some serious ouches in places I wasn’t sure of yet.
Once I got up I told Preston I think I needed to go to the ER – not usual for me to say that. He wouldn’t let me get back on Smarty to get back to camp so we walked – me in circles some of the time – I was a little directionally challenged. By the time we got back to camp I had a good inclination my collarbone wasn’t quite intact. I couldn’t shut my mouth and my lower jaw was a little shifted to the right. And, I felt a tooth that was a bit jagged – don’t know where the top half went.
Preston put the horses up and got the truck unhooked from the trailer. I couldn’t move my arm without some serious discomfort. Preston asked me if I wanted to take off my helmet. I told him no cause I thought my brains might fall out.
We headed out of the valley….bump, bump, bump, ouch, ouch, ouch up the rutted dirt road. At the ER at Tahoe Forest they got me right in and took xrays of my jaw and clavicle. The best part was the warmed blankets they covered me with – I was so cold!
Yep, a fractured clavicle (collarbone) and slightly dislocated jaw. The jaw would work itself back in place over the next day or so. But the clavicle…..6 weeks in a sling. And, nope, no riding. That really hurts!
After a stop at the drug store for good pain meds we headed back to camp. Preston suggested we might want to break camp and head home but why waste a perfectly good camping trip because of a few bruises and broken bones? We stayed the night.
We had a modified 28th anniversary celebration with cocktails and pain medications. I asked Preston if he thought I was more beautiful at this moment than on our wedding day. He still hasn’t answered that question. Sweet guy, he didn’t want to hurt my feelings.
Since I couldn’t climb the little ladder to our gooseneck bed I slept on the table-converted-into-a-bed with the dogs and Louise. Thanks to the pain meds and wine I slept surprisingly well. Until I tried to move the next morning! Who took my 49 year old body and replaced it with a 90 year old one that had just been hit by a train?
I’m now on Day 4 of this latest adventure and you know what? A fractured collarbone $%^&ing hurts! I’ve found it does help to scream “OUCH” at the top of my lungs when a stab of pain hits. If the pain is particularly severe add an expletive of choice – that helps even more. For an even better relief effect let out a good laugh after screaming and yelling.
I can barely move my right arm and can hardly lift anything even with the left. The collarbone is a pretty amazing piece of engineering. It is completely connected to all upper body movements. For example, if I lift something with my left hand the lifting is balanced out by the entire collarbone – yes, including the broken right side. I can brush my teeth, eat, wash my hair and type with my left hand but not much more.
Preston has been a great nurse. He has even been cleaning litter pans – what a guy! He’s even helping me get dressed. I did find that’s he much more experienced at taking bras off then putting them on – today when taking my bra off I found that it was on inside out!
As much as this hurts and as lousy as I feel I know it could've been worse. I'm just grateful that in a few (short?) weeks I'll be back in the saddle!